Title: We Have
A Winner
Author: brandifer
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Category: Drabble challenge - pumpkin
Rating: G
Content Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I make no claims on these characters except to hold them and pet them and feed them *every day*. ;-)
Author's notes: My very first fanfic (if you can even call it that),
anywhere, ever. Posted to Jackfic list 10/10/04 in response to the
weekly drabble challenge. It's a little more than a drabble but not
even a ficlet. Let's call it a plus-size drabble.
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Daniel gave the question a moment's thought. "Danny Bananny", he
said,rolling his eyes. "Fifth grade, every single day, on the playground,
don't even ask me why."
"Teal'c?" Jack said as he continued to stir the fire.
Daniel got the feeling Teal'c was unenthusiastic about this game. The
jaffa looked at them slowly before speaking. "Honoshton." The others
remained silent. "It refers to… manliness. I was called
this in my early training, by the one who I would later best to become
First Prime."
The others nodded in appreciation.
"Jack?" Daniel cocked his head towards the older man.
"Easy. 'Jackie Boy'. My grandfather, a million times, every chance he
got to annoy me." This earned him chuckles, but not necessarily the pot.
All eyes turned to Sam, who had remained silent since wagering her last bag of M&Ms.
"Hmm." She took a deep breath, closed her eyes.
"Pumpkin."
The men winced in unison. "By my father the General," she paused for
effect, "in front of the Joint Chiefs at my first briefing at the
Pentagon."
She looked at her teammates one by one, giving them a moment to digest
the image. Then she simply held out her hand, palm up.
Teal'c collected the wagers and placed them in her hand. "You have won
this contest MajorCarter, as surely as I am certain your father was the
loser of that one."
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